Chinese muggers are inconsiderate

A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass.

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Cheeky robbers left a mugging victim with a mystery pain that doctors only got to the bottom of four months later – when they found a knife buried in her buttocks.

Being robbed is a pain in the rear end at the best of times, but as you can see from this remarkable X-ray Ying Shi, 26, was left with a nasty reminder of the ordeal.

‘All I remember of the night was a stabbing pain in my backside. I thought they had just slashed me, I didn’t realise the whole blade had gone all the way in,’ she said.

Doctors in Shanghai, eastern China, were stumped by Ying’s stomach complaints, until they performed a scan.

‘I am amazed they missed it the first time around but very relieved that they’ve found it now,’ she said.

I mean, it is China. They were probably surprised that anything that long ended up in someone’s rear in their country. Ahhhhhh penis jokes. So easy and so predictable.

Anyway, that’s kind of rude. I can’t imagine this girl was carrying so much money…you lose a knife in someone’s rear but steal $40, that doesn’t make fiscal sense. You’re cutting in on your profit margins. This is why criminals never get that promotion to senior management they’ve been working so hard for.

[MetroUK]

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