Chivalry will get you nowhere

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this tale of right and wrong ways to be a gentleman.

20081216 Chivalry will get you nowhere

It’s so true. Like if you hold a door open normally, it’s totally okay, but if you hold the women’s room door open, you’re a “pervert” who “shouldn’t be in there” let alone “masturbating” to “the sounds of old women’s withered urethras peeing”. Let alone if you do something else gentlemanly like pulling the toilet seat out for a woman as she’s about to sit down. You gals are such ingrates.

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