Chris Farley is an amazing Pick-Up Artist

While it’s unclear if he’s a Pick-Up Artist on the level of a Mystery or Neil Strauss, there’s no doubting that in this clip, via TVSquad, that Chris Farley is an undeniable ball of sexual arousal.

While you may be jealous of Chris Farley’s skills in this video, primarily his skills in picking up women but also secondarily his skills in hanging out with Tom Arnold, keep in mind that he’s dead now. And you’re alive. So, theoretically, women would probably be more willing to sleep with you. This is a real turning point in your life, dear reader. You’re more sexually desirable than a fat dead man. Which means your decades-long grudge against the Big Bopper can finally be let go.

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