Closeted homosexuality fail
Chris Spags I’m all in favor of teens being openly gay, particularly when in the form of a documentary DVD titled Naughty Lesbian Schoolgirls or something similar. But this mother is clearly in denial.
The rest of the page is basically comments from people saying that, typically, pictures of nude men in your son’s room is not an elaborate plot by his girlfriend. Which is tough to believe when you’re a religious parent because you want your son to be good and Christian and not be stroking himself to images of large black men spreading their asscheeks as though they were trying to desperately breathe after drowning for hours.
If I were in a similar situation, I’d probably just tell my child I love him, then give him a nude man with a bow on his head. Fortunately for my fictional gay son, I collect nude gay men with bows on their head. You never know when might come in handy. Particularly when in the mood for sex with a nude gay man with a bow on his head. It’s a little lesson I like to call responsibility.
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