Cookie Monster covers Jay Z

Posted by Chris Spags on February 5th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Sometimes you have to applaud the Internet for its creativity, even when it’s for a parody of a song that came out like half a decade ago. Check out Cookie Monster’s cover of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” and chuckle.

Cookie Monster could be setting fires to Vietnamese children and raping them (in no particular order) and I’d link to it. In fact, he probably should do that…really aggressively reinvent himself. The “I love cookies” shtick doesn’t work for fat people so it theoretically shouldn’t work for a 5 foot tall blue shammy with googly eyes either.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.