Cops stop drug raid to play Wii

Posted by Chris Spags on September 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Man, I don’t know how you can get a bunch better ad for the Nintendo Wii than this…some cops decided, “Hey, forget this drug raid we’re on…let’s play Wii Bowling!” Which maybe you could understand for 15 minutes. Yeah, they did it for HOURS.

Ironically, if he were a bad drug dealer, he probably wouldn’t have been able to afford his fancy TV and Wii and the cops would have nothing to play. But would the cops even go there if he were a bad drug dealer? Paradoxical.

Wii Bowling is pretty addicting though. Perhaps if the drug dealer had spent more time playing Wii, cops wouldn’t have to raid his house. If an anime-looking version of yourself bowling can’t get you out of snorting lines off women and wielding guns and selling bucketfuls of drugs for large amounts of money, then I don’t know what hope there is for you.

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