Our new hero Corey Delaney was on that Aussie tabloid show again. Only this time, they sent a guy reporter to try to be his friend (and then call Corey a douche after the interview was over). But the kid is trucking on, booking some gigs as a party promoter.
How can you not love this kid? His message of “when times are tough, avoid seeing your parents” definitely rings true. I always avoid seeing parents. My own, those of the girls I date. You’d be amazed at how judgmental parents are of me dating their daughter. What can I say, we have a common interest in Webkinz. And when we met at the Discovery Zone, it was like the magic Spongebob feels when he spends time with Patrick. You can’t label that with words like “statutory rape.” You just can’t.
[Derby tip to Radar, who have been absolutely on fire with some of these viral stories lately]
Chris Spags 
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