Couple robbed while boning in a dumpster

Read this story about a couple making love in a trash bin then getting robbed at knifepoint and guess what bothers me the most. Hint: It’s not the dumpster.

A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

Wichita police say two 44-year-olds had climbed into a Dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.

Officers say the man and woman were engaged in “an intimate moment” when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet.

Police say one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

You’re FOURTY FOUR YEARS OLD and you’re having sex in a dumpster? I didn’t think it was possible for dumpster sex to get any more revolting. And then you get robbed by two guys who are practically eligible for social security? What the hell is wrong with Wichita, is everybody rendered infertile there so all the adults have to act like white trash teenagers?

Anyway, never has the term “cum dumpster” been appropriate for usage on two levels. Congrats, people failing at life.

[NY Post]

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