CPR Dog

Posted by Chris Spags on August 13th, 2009 at 10:31 am

Via Thingpart comes this comic about the fragility of life and a magical dog who knows CPR.

I love animals and I long thought that having a talking dog or cat would be awesome. And it probably would be, for like a week. Then, once that week was up and your animal had seen all the awful things you do or started to talk down to you because they’re in the room while you’re taking some sexy alone time, you’d probably want your animal to shut up again. Plus dogs would totally tell all your friends about the time you started crying after beating off because you missed your girlfriend and the song Roxanne came on and her name was Roxanne. Decorum and tact are not two traits I’d associate with an animal who regularly licks its genitals in public areas.

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