Crying wolf
Chris Spags Via Oglaf.com comes this comic about the perils of crying wolf.
You know what’d be a crazy spin on the old tale of a boy crying wolf? What if a boy ran into a wolf who was crying? And he’d try to console the wolf because he’s just a kid who cares and the wolf is like, “Sorry man, I’m inconsolable.” So the kid keeps trying to make the wolf feel better, telling jokes and whatever, but the wolf is just so profoundly sad. The kid keeps going and it comes to a point which the wolf has had enough, so he just eats the kid. It’s mostly the kid’s fault though, because he wouldn’t shut up and if he didn’t want to get eaten, he shouldn’t be so delicious then, now should he? Since he’s a wolf, this would probably satisfy his hunger and, as a result, make him feel better. Even if a wolf is going to crap you out in 5 hours or so, there’s nothing quite as satisfactory as a job well done.
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