Cuban gynecologists know how to sell cars

Cuba is known for many things. Its vibrant beaches and delicious sandwiches and freedom to create a business that can grow and grow until you’re so wealthy and fat that you can’t even stuff another delicious sandwich into your face. Also: Vagina doctors who become car salesmen in America.

If you think about it, vaginas are a lot like cars. They’re expensive, comfortable, and often require lots of oil. I may have misread the manual though on the last part. For both, I suppose.

This is really the American dream distilled down into a poorly made car commercial. How many countries can really accommodate something so garish, so proud, so full of cars and stethoscopes. It’s pretty much what our forefathers imagined when they weren’t so busy fluffing their powdered wigs like little princesses.

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