Curious George hates kids
Chris Spags Curious George has always struck me as something of an asshole. Finally, there’s empirical evidence to back up my unwavering anti-adorable-chimp rhetoric.
No, you’re not more retarded than a child who’d normally be tackling this maze on a Curious George book; there is in fact no way to get the the hula hoop. While some may see this as a typographical error which is the fault of a printer or a mazemaker who has lost the passion for his ever-important job, I think it’s a cold hard glance at reality. Here’s the facts kids, straight from your ol’ pal Curious George…you can’t always get what you want, no matter how prepared or dedicated you are. Also, never trust a monkey who hangs out with a guy with a hat that matches his jumpsuit. He may seem friendlier than the other monkeys you’ve met at zoos or Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, but he’s not. No matter how much you want to believe.
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