Damn dogs and their talent

Posted by Chris Spags on January 21st, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Animals are freaking amazing sometimes. Check out this video of a Japanese TV show. My favorite part: The forced shock/horror on the host’s face when he sees the dog emerge on his bike.

This video is so awesome but it actually pains me in a lot of ways. Primarily because I’m 24 years old and can’t ride a bike, but this dalmation (WHO’S PROBABLY INBRED and, oh yeah, ALSO A FING DOG) can do it. Meanwhile whenever I try to do dog stuff like lick my genitals, it rarely turns out well. Damn people on the train with your judgmental eyes.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.