Dating a magician

Via Explosm comes this comic about the perils of dating a magic man.

I dated a magician once. He had a lot of crazy theories and was a favorite of millions of people. But he loved me, and that love shined through everything. That magician’s name…is Jesus. When I went through difficult times and I saw only one set of footprints in the sand, I was like, “Jesus, where were you when I needed you most?” And he was like, “You’re still here? I thought I dumped you. Beat it, faggot.” Must be the Old Testament version.

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