Deciphering the undead

Posted by Chris Spags on March 4th, 2009 at 9:57 am

Via DJ Bogtrotter comes this handy chart as to how to tell what type of undead you’re dealing with.

2009 01 23 the undead 540x443 Deciphering the undead

This is just too confusing so I just like to worship zombies directly and cut out the middle man. But every time I pray to them I just hear “Nnnnnnnnnnnnn braiiiiiins” which probably means that I should think more when making decisions. Zombies, so wise. Also so smelly. Like not smelly like Buddha who probably reeks of fat man B.O. but definitely smelly like a rotting corpse and Muhammad probably smells like a cab. There really aren’t many delicious smelling deities actually. Let’s work on that.

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