Depression

Posted by Chris Spags on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:08 am

Via ChannelAte.com comes an important lesson for any woman out there on how to be supportive for your man.

It’s not easy selling your body for money, no matter what the guy on the street with a big fuzzy hat tells you. Especially if he’s a mascot for a sporting team. I can’t even begin to count how many times Mr. Met has tried to tell me that there’s “aggressive expansion opportunities” in my ass. I do have to salute him for his poeticism though.

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