Details knows what's up

I came across this TMZ headline of Kevin Federline declaring that he “[doesn't] want to be an ass any more.” The article they talk about on MSNBC talks about K-Fed’s inclusion in Details magazine’s 50 most influential men under 45. Wait what?

The problem with Details goes even beyond naming a late 20s former back-up dancer whose primary fame comes from marrying a former pop star and being thrown around by a WWE wrestler as one of their “thought leaders” for today’s time (you may as well name Sean Taylor as one of your “Men Who Shouldn’t Be Fatally Shot in the Groin”). Just look at the cover image above.

K-Fed is listed along side Anna Nicole’s baby daddy Larry Birkhead as “Good Fathers”…fine. That may be apt. But I will not tolerate sloppy reporting on items such as fake breasts being out of style. Who are you, Details, if that is your real name, to encourage women not to alter their bodies in a way that can be both painful and toxic yet puts them slightly closer to the image I have when I draw stick figures of what my ideal woman looks like (a stick with boobs and blonde hair, primarily).

“Are you raising your kid to be a douchebag?” Gee, I don’t know Details, but I’m sure your irreverent take on my parenting will make it all better. My child’s a real Duke lacrosse player in the making, I’m sure.

K-Fed? Really? Ugh. Just bad times all around for you, Details.

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