Via XKCD comes this comic chronicling the trauma we all experienced as a result of having dial-up Internet at some point in our lives.

I think we’ve all been somewhat impacted by our early masturbatory experiences. Like when I first jerked off on the Internet and a friend was like, “Hey, check out this hot site lemonparty.org” and I was like,, “Cool!” Due to inertia, I wasn’t going to stop the jacking, mind you, but man did that really make a less desirable orgasm. To this day when I walk in on a room of men who look like Jack Lemmon making out and sucking each other off, I’m definitely more perturbed than I would be otherwise.









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