Dial-up internet

Posted by Chris Spags on June 17th, 2009 at 10:10 am

Via XKCD comes this comic chronicling the trauma we all experienced as a result of having dial-up Internet at some point in our lives.

I think we’ve all been somewhat impacted by our early masturbatory experiences. Like when I first jerked off on the Internet and a friend was like, “Hey, check out this hot site lemonparty.org” and I was like,, “Cool!” Due to inertia, I wasn’t going to stop the jacking, mind you, but man did that really make a less desirable orgasm. To this day when I walk in on a room of men who look like Jack Lemmon making out and sucking each other off, I’m definitely more perturbed than I would be otherwise.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.