Diet water
Chris Spags Via Mordant Orange comes this take on the diet beverage industry and silly consumer habits. Its brilliance is in its depth.
Bottled water is pretty much the symbol of everything that’s wrong in modern society. Rather than use the resources we have which are free and right in front of us, we, as a people, decided we’d pay to have other people’s free resource bottled up and given to us. It doesn’t even matter if the water is straight out of a hose, if it’s someone else’s, we want it. It’s consumer excessiveness brought to the nth degree. It also proves how modern Americans desire to have everything handed to them. We can’t even be bothered to turn a faucet and fill up a cup ourselves. Everything has to be served up and made simple for us.
On the other hand, I hate doing things for myself. That’s why I got this stick with a claw at the end. Now all mah grabbins is done for me. Fat people, you were wayyyy ahead of the curve on this one.
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