Dog trapped in a forcefield

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Ugh. I sicken myself sometimes but there’s a part of me that can’t help but go “Awwwwwwwww” at a humorous animal video like this. The set-up: a little dog is placed in an area lined by soda cans buuuuut it can’t quite comprehend how to get out.

I think it’s great what organizations like the ASPCA are doing, getting retarded dogs like this one into homes of people who f’ing torture it by putting toys in areas the dog can’t comprehend getting to. Sure, the dog could live on a farm and chase squirrels while frolicking in corn fields. Or it could be mocked by some creative assholes who enjoy saving the goodness of sugary drinks for far too long. The choice is pretty simple.

Just for the record I’m not opposed to mocking the human retarded mind you. If you want to tie a Ho-Ho to their head with a stick holding it just out of arm’s reach then have them run around chasing it and yelling gibberish and crapting themselves (the crapting themselves isn’t part of the game, it’s just what they do…like a mating a call. A smelly, messy, embarrassing mating call), then I’m all for it. But dumb dogs? TOO FAR, MAN. TOO FAR.

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