Domino's seems delicious

People working in fast food restaurants are pretty much the scourge of the Earth, regardless of what those McDonald’s training videos tell you. For further proof, take a look at this lovely video of Domino’s employees making Domino’s new HOT BAKED SANDWICHES!

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Domino’s is an occasional advertiser on this site but, as a respectable journalist, I have to present the news to you in a timely fashion (usually coupled with a date rape or bigoted joke, just like CNN). This is pretty heinous and, if this is what they’re filming, I’m imagining that a Mediterranean sandwich full of pubes or a honey ham sandwich that literally got gangbanged isn’t too far behind off-camera. It takes a special kind of idiot to do these things to innocent people’s food just because you’re not smart enough to do something else with your life. Unless this somehow makes the sandwich more delicious, in which case, I’m not entirely sure why my food always tastes so bad.

On the other hand, it sounds like this is the South. It might be a delicacy to have someone farting on your salami. Who knows? When it’s socially acceptable to read Tori Spelling’s autobiography, I’m pretty sure anything goes.

UPDATE: Apparently there are even more videos of these idiots doing crap to Domino’s food. Some more added after the jump.

There are three others over at LiveLeak (aren’t embeddable for some reason but click on the menu on the top right).

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