"Don't hurt me," said the car

There’s something profoundly sad about the note on this car, as if it’s saying, “Don’t waste your time on me. I’m no good.”

I think if you saw that sign on the car, even if you had no intention of breaking into it, you’d pretty much have to break the window, right? It’s like a nerdy kid asking not to give him a wedgie. Sure, I’ve never done any bullying in my life, but clearly this kid is ripe for the taking. Yes I’m in my mid-20s and probably shouldn’t be hanging out with nerdy kids, let alone touching their underwear, but “he was asking for it” seems like a perfectly acceptable legal defense.

[The High Definite]

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