DON’T PULL A CRABTREE….AND OTHER NFL GAFFES

A. Isaac Senior Editor

I had a conversation with a friend recently and he issued this quote….

“I hope the Lions never get into situation with a first round pick and the guy decides to pull a Crabtree”

I didn’t know “Pulling a Crabtree” had become mainstream lingo. However, I have to say, I give him a lot of credit. He may have started a new fad.

And although “Pulling a Crabtree” is bad, there are worse things you could do….Especially in the NFL.

Pulling a Eugene Robinson

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Come on, do I have to refresh your memory. If in the strange case you find yourself propositioned by a prostitute the night before a Super Bowl…Turn it down. Please

Pulling a DeSean Jackson

Not to be confused with “The Plaxico” which could mean spiking the ball when you’re not down or shooting yourself in the leg at a club

Pulling a Leon Lett

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If you’re a pot smokin overweight defensive linemen and you find yourself running for a rare TD in the Super Bowl. Do yourself a favor and don’t celebrate 15 yard early.

Pulling a Joe Namath

You’d think this would mean guaranteeing a victory against all odds, but ‘ol Joe changed all that when he tried desperately to look like the drunk uncle with Suzy Kolber.

Pulling a Jim Mora

Don’t turn yourself into the greatest YouTube rant of our generation.

Pulling a Jim Marshall

No, not turning yourself into a wooden figurine but rather running the ball in the wrong direction and scoring a safety for the other team (Hilarious video)

Pulling a Brett Favre

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Don’t retire, un-retire, cry at a press conference and then re-un-retire and then go to your team’s rival in the same division.

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