Don't stare

Via Pictures for Sad Children comes this comic about accepting people who are different from you.

If I saw some monster eating a lady on the street, it’d be nice to believe that I’d be heroic and go, “No! Monster stop!” and save the lady or whatever. But in reality, I’m pretty sure I’d scream girlishly and run away because f that noise dude, he’s a monster. Plus what benefit would there be for me? Worst case scenario, I get eaten. Best case? I end up saving a chick who may have been hot but now has a gaping headwound and the ridiculous story of “Oh yeah, this monster did it.” I see no way that’d turn out poorly, no sir. Point being, if a monster’s eating you, you’re on your own, toots.

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