DONTRELLE WILLIS HAS AN ANXIETY DISORDER?

Posted by A. Isaac on March 30th, 2009 at 9:30 am

What the hell is going on with Dontrelle Willis? He went from being a dominant pitcher, to a pitcher with erratic control, to a minor-league pitcher who couldn’t get the ball to home plate, and now, he’s placed on the DL with an anxiety disorder.

I don’t even know what that means but a part of me thinks that’s doctor talk for….

You’re crazy….

Am I wrong?

Does Dontrelle feel like he’s takin crazy pills? Maybe Mugatu knows

Either way, his days of being a MLB pitcher are pretty much over. Too bad the Tigers couldn’t even get one full game out of him.

Woulda been nice.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.