Doutzen Kroes is on the beach… in clothes?

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 11th, 2008 at 9:00 am

I’d like to know what company Doutzen Kroes is posing for in these pictures they are taking on the beach with Doutzen fully dressed because the CEO or marketing person needs to be taken out back and bullwhipped for not taking full advantage of the fact that she makes her living NOT WEARING CLOTHES!

These photos are for Victoria’s Secret?! WTF? This ain’t the Sears catalog people. So wrong…

THIS IS WHAT DOUTZEN KROES IS SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING!
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