Doutzen Kroes works for Victoria, but her ass is no secret

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm

It wasn’t so long ago that I was asking the question, “Who the hell is Doutzen Kroes?” Then came some bikini pics and a Victoria’s Secret Photogasm and now I am well versed in all things Doutzen Kroes.

Like for instance, did you know that her ass has been declared a national treasure? It has. By me. I was given those powers by Obama just before he was elected. YES WE CAN!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.