Dracula

Posted by Chris Spags on July 9th, 2009 at 10:30 am

Via Buttersafe comes this comic about the craftiness of Dracula.

Did you know that vampires used to actually exist? It’s true, I saw it on the History Channel. But then one day, they went to a rock concert and got hungry. They loved the band, but they had to eat, you know? I’m not sure if it was bad luck or destiny, but feeding on Freddie Mercury wasn’t the best idea.

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