Drug-addict hookers in Massachusetts have great business sense

People always say hookers are lazy and just make money in the easiest way possible but I say they’re entrepreneurs with very wide vaginas. Take this for example.

Haverhill police have arrested two women they say were offering sex for a fee in an apartment across the street from a Roman Catholic church.

Sgt. John Arahovites told the Eagle Tribune police learned of the alleged operation because of neighbors’ complaints and described the house a “busier than a fast-food drive-through.”

He says the women needed the money to feed their drug habits.

Police say 41-year-old Johna Sibley and 45-year-old Lisa Gaziano were charged with knowingly permitting the premises to be used for prostitution, sexual conduct for a fee and keeping a noisy and disorderly house.

Now imagine…if only they had offered burgers AND holy water in their sex house! They’d have controlled the market across the board. And been the only place to get a Vagina Sandwich value meal with a refreshing glass of Jesus’ blood. How can you top that?

Kind of says a lot though that these two weathered old drug whores were the hoppingest place in town. I’d rather f an old shoe or a big class of chlamydia than either of those two. In fact, I have.

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