Drugs are bad, even in a bikini

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Drunk girls are incredibly annoying to me, other than the part where they’re more inclined to allow me access to their orifices. Now put a girl on acid, remove the possibility of sex, and multiply that annoyance by 1000 and you get this video.

I’ve never done acid, so it’s entirely possible that I just don’t “get it,” but I’m not sure I see the benefit of the experience. I think enough outlandish crap when I’m sitting in my room alone without any stimuli, I don’t think I need to magnify that with drugs. Like the other day I started pondering how finite we are in this infinite world, and how meaningless so many of the things we do are (excluding this site which is of course the most important thing ever). And I thought I stumbled onto something poetic and meaningful, but then as I tried to articulate to a friend the brilliance that had accidentally come about, I’m pretty sure I rambled like I just got off a meth binge. So to get at the heart of my point, thoughts are for assholes and drug addicts.

Plus taking drugs in the woods is just dumb. Yeah, let me get stoned off my ass in a place with wild animals that are pretty much just monsters. That seems like a good idea. It’s probably really safe to get high off my ass and end up licking a bear because I thought it was a huge Teddy Graham. Brilliant.

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