EAT EM UP TIGERS, EAT EM UP

Let’s ignore the Miguel Cabrera shenanigans for one moment….

Ok, before we do that, let’s just a quick look at his hot wife (fine…its not his wife, it sorta looks like jessica alba)

The Tigers are at the Dome today for a one-game playoff. A game that they are destined not to win.

Why?

Well, over the years the Metrodome has been a house of horrors for them. This year, they went 2-7…last year 3-6…you get the idea

Nobody was happier that the dome was getting taken down than the Tigers organization.

But that doesn’t mean today is a total waste. Rookie pitcher Rick Porcello has shown a lot of heart and guts this year and the Twins are throwing Scott Baker. And no offense to the venerable Scott Baker, but he isn’t exactly scaring anyone.

The bigger problem here is the Tigers anemic offense. In must win games down the stretch, the Tigers were lucky to get a run or two. Against the White Sox, their offense, or lack thereof cost them the Friday night game.

And Saturday, a hungover Miguel Cabrera could barely lift his bat off his shoulders. Lucky for them, Justin Verlander pitched his heart out and it was enough to salvage one win.

So who wins today? My heart is telling me the Tigers. My brain is telling me the Twins.

But as people have astutely pointed out the last couple of weeks, I’m baseball stupid.

So I’ll go with my heart. Tigers win 8-4

Hey, even Coach Dantonio is rootin for ya.

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