Eating cinnamon isn't a good idea

Posted by Chris Spags on December 13th, 2007 at 10:45 am

Did you know that cinnamon can kill you? Well, if not kill…seriously damage. The scientists over at the Opie and Anthony laboratory discovered this on their radio show Tuesday when producer Erik Nagel was fed a spoonful of cinnamon. Pretty hilarious.

Apparently the reason is that cinnamon, in powder form, is insoluble, i.e. it can’t be diluted into a digestible form when mixed with other fluids. So it’s not unlike eating hobo jizm in powder form. Which I’m sure we’re all far too familiar with. Not just me. That’s totally for science too.

This also totally explains the magic behind Goldschlager. Man has long wondered how those golden flakes float in liquid. Now we know! It’s totally magic!

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