Elle's Women in Hollywood event had like every woman in Hollywood

Posted by Chris Spags on October 7th, 2008 at 10:17 am

From A-listers like Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry to uh, negative Q listers like Jennie Garth and Katherine McPhee (below), every vagina in Hollywood came out for Elle’s 15th Tribute to Women in Hollywood last night.

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Yeah girl power is all great and whatever, rah rah, but because this event was “for women”, no slutty outfits were unveiled. Just sensible, classy dresses that displayed no cleavage, legs, butt cleavage, hips, lower back tattoos, belly buttons, thighs, vaginal lips, or anuses. Not that many dresses show the latter other than the Elton John Collection, but still, there’s literally nothing hot about these photos.

Anyway if you like dumb women pretending they care about what Audrey Hepburn did a billion years ago, there are more photos below.

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