Escalators provide super powers

I try to get comics I haven’t heard of in this Comic of the Day slot and here’s one I’ve never seen before. Via The Warehouse comes this one.

Maybe Batman should be a bit less judgmental. These superheroes always think they’re so great with their fancy cars and capes and attractive women who are blissfully retarded enough to not see the fact that the man in their life fights crime for like 8 hours a day. I guess I’m just a little bitter that my superhero alter ego Precum Man didn’t take off. You’d be surprised at how difficult it is to make villains slip and fall on an area specifically designed to make them take a topple.

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