Ever wonder what an eagle getting raped looks like?

There’s a problem with eagles attacking hens in China. So what’s the solution? Duh…you obviously tie the eagles up so that they make faces like this when being assaulted by chickens.

A hen pecks an eagle. Chinese farmers are trapping eagles and other birds of prey and throwing them trussed up into chicken pens to make them so scared of poultry that they never return

I think we can all relate a bit to that eagle. Sure, he once soared majestically, free to roam the Earth and take whatever he pleased. But now he’s being pinned down by an angry farmer and forced to endure cocks up his ass. It’s like prison, but with blood and tears replaced by adorableness.

For bonus points: What might the chicken be torturing the eagle to find out? Ideally, I’d like to see the chicken saying, “TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS.”

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