Fat guys need chicken to live
Chris Spags What do you get when you mix a surly, hungry, morbidly obese man with the undoubtedly incompetent staff inhabiting a fast food place inside a department store? I’m not sure, but you don’t seem to get chicken with it. Audio is NSFW unless your workplace likes fat people angrily cursing in which case, congrats on your gainful employment, Oprah’s chef.
It’s easy to make the fat guy look bad here since he’s A) Fat and not jolly and B) Yelling about chicken. So let’s go with that. I know they say the customer is always right, but they should probably make an addendum to that statement to more adequately reflect modern times. The Customer Is Always Right..Unless You Can Shove Them over and Then They’ll Roll around on Their Back Like a Turtle to Humorous Effect. What it lacks in brevity, it more than makes up for in modernity.
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