Fat guys need chicken to live

Posted by Chris Spags on October 6th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

What do you get when you mix a surly, hungry, morbidly obese man with the undoubtedly incompetent staff inhabiting a fast food place inside a department store? I’m not sure, but you don’t seem to get chicken with it. Audio is NSFW unless your workplace likes fat people angrily cursing in which case, congrats on your gainful employment, Oprah’s chef.

It’s easy to make the fat guy look bad here since he’s A) Fat and not jolly and B) Yelling about chicken. So let’s go with that. I know they say the customer is always right, but they should probably make an addendum to that statement to more adequately reflect modern times. The Customer Is Always Right..Unless You Can Shove Them over and Then They’ll Roll around on Their Back Like a Turtle to Humorous Effect. What it lacks in brevity, it more than makes up for in modernity.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.