Fat lady can't get on a horse

Being morbidly obese is depressing for so many reasons. But it’s even more depressing when you’re the horse that’s expected to support the aforementioned morbidly obese person.

I have to admit, it kind of bummed me out when she started crying at the end. Usually I’m the one crying after getting mounted by a fat girl, so it’s perplexing to me to see the inverse represented on camera. It’s kind of cruel to film it though and put it up on YouTube for the world to see. Someone didn’t learn anything about being caring towards large mammals as illustrated in the film Free Willy.

I’m ashamed to admit though that I like to see the obese cry. Not because I want them to be sad, but because, hey, gotta get butter on this popcorn somehow.

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