Fat lady versus polar bear ends how you'd expect

Polar bears are known for being douchebags. They’re always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don’t handle it with much grace.

The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears’ feeding time yesterday.

Despite six zookeepers’ efforts to distract the four predators kept in the enclosure, the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs.

It is not known why the woman pulled the dangerous stunt but she initially appeared to be elated as she swam towards a bear in the enclosure.

It is not easy to access the enclosure, which is surrounded by a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall.

Oh but this image (and several more at the Daily Mail) isn’t enough? Well, good news! Video!

It kind of sucks that the polar bears are totally going to get in trouble for this. You know what polar bears do? They eat things. Especially things with the muscle tone of a cattle at a meat farm that leap towards them. That’s pretty much breakfast in bed for a polar bear. You might as well get mad at me if you pass out somewhere within a 4 mile radius of my bed. Hey, if you didn’t want to wake up with me snoring in your ear and crusted baby Chrises on your stomach, then maybe one less shot of Patron would have been prudent.

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