Fergie looks good in a bikini

Posted by Chris Spags on January 5th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

From the beaches of Miami…

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Fergie gets a lot of crap on many of the other celebrity sites, but I think she’s perfectly awesome. She has big boobs and a vagina that functions (perhaps too well since she peed on herself a while back) and I think that buys you a certain cache to do whatever the f and still be perceived as relatively cool. Seriously, I think if Hitler were a smoking hot chick with a big rack, we’d probably all be goose stepping our way around town yucking it up about how Jews are inferior in every way. Or we’d be exterminated. Either way, with Chick Hitler’s killer rack, we could all be content.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.