Filipino Batman is a showman

Some bootleg version of Batman from the Philippines ended with this stirring performance between Batman, Robin, The Penguin, and the Joke. It’s heartwrenching.

That is so much more touching than the ending of The Dark Knight. Yeah, I could learn a lesson about accepting one’s place in society and how we can all contribute to the needs of the whole (wow now that I write that out, that’s a pretty Communist lesson for a movie about a billionaire playboy who decides it’s a good idea to punch clowns in the face as a side venture) ORRRR I could watch Asian Batman remove his mask and get pretty close to making out with a make-upless Joker while a midget Spiderman dances in the background. The choice seems pretty simple. I thought Asians were supposed to be smart or something, isn’t that their mythology?

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