Finally, a viable write-in candidate
Chris Spags If you’re like me, you may like one candidate more than the other but mayyyybe don’t want to lose all of your income to give to welfare and the poor (what can I say, I’m a wealthy and powerful man). Well, finally, we have a viable candidate.
I would absolutely cast a vote for adorable puppies. They’d probably crap themselves less than John McCain would and are probably less likely to bite you than Joe Biden. Win/win!
Less slobber than Trig Palin too. Aw.
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