Finally, a viable write-in candidate

Posted by Chris Spags on November 4th, 2008 at 11:15 am

If you’re like me, you may like one candidate more than the other but mayyyybe don’t want to lose all of your income to give to welfare and the poor (what can I say, I’m a wealthy and powerful man). Well, finally, we have a viable candidate.

adorablepuppieszl9 540x540 Finally, a viable write in candidate

I would absolutely cast a vote for adorable puppies. They’d probably crap themselves less than John McCain would and are probably less likely to bite you than Joe Biden. Win/win!

Less slobber than Trig Palin too. Aw.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.