Finally, an honest strip club ad

Strip clubs aren’t what I’d call the most honest places on Earth since they’re basically built around women who have no interest in you pretending you’re not a piece of crap for money and turning you on just enough to make not ejaculating to be a nuisance. Fortunately, one brave club is honest about what it offers.

But why stop there? I’m a marketer at heart and would love for Deja Vu to use some of my catchy, but truthful slogans. Here’s a couple more I whipped up to adequately convey the strip club experience.

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