Finally, robots fighting in a meaningful way

Posted by Chris Spags on October 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Rock’em Sock’em Robots are for gays. Check out these badass robots engaging in the most deadly sport of all: Robot Ultimate Fighting.

Just think…if we’re this close to robots that can murder each other, we must be mere years away from robots designed to pleasure you. Not just physically (which may be slightly overrated because I don’t know if you’ve ever had sex with your refrigerator, but it’s not the most delightful experience around). But, more importantly, they’ll pleasure you emotionally. And trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a robot tell you how great your new corduroy pants look on you.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.