FIVE REASONS WHY CHAD JOHNSON WAS LATE FOR A TEAM MEETING

While Chad Johnson supposedly overslept and missed his meeting, we all know that he was lying.

He was more than likely doing any number of the following…

Working on his riverdance moves

Playing poker online to pay his fines

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Getting some dental work done

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Training for his next horse race

Perfecting his pylon putting

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