FOOTBAAAAAAALLLLLLL

Posted by Chris Spags on September 14th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Indulge me here for a minute. I never cover sports because, well, other people do it with way more enthusiasm, but this weekend I got DirecTV’s Superfan Sunday NFL Ticket package and I have to say my life is completely changed. More than ever, I now want to run away with the NFL and make adorable, leather-clad babies with it. Anyway, because I want to talk football, here’s a video of the Cheers theme being sung by NFL fans and players.

That video’s good because if there’s one team who needs more attention, it’s the New England Patriots. Congratulations to the team and their unknown quarterback Tommy Whatshisname on their special anniversary. Hopefully me posting this video will get them the recognition they deserve for tonight’s Monday Night Football game against the Buffalo Bills.

Anywayyyyyy, my fantasy team is the greatest ever. Drew Brees, Adrian Peterson, Kevin Smith (who was meh, but he’ll be at that same level all year), Greg Jennings, Jerricho Cotchery, Jason Witten, and some other a-holes. This is the year I regain that coveted, worthless crown of Fantasy Football Champion.

If you’d like sage wisdom from The New Fantasy King of Fantasy Football and Fantasy Related Endeavors, please feel free to ask in the comments. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.