For all the fathers this weekend

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Father’s Day is this Sunday and it’s difficult to not get sentimental when thinking of all the things your father has done for you. Like, for example, not pulling out.

I will be celebrating Father’s Day this weekend, but not as a father fortunately. Unless one of my exes had ovaries on their forehead and I didn’t know it. Then there’s a good shot there may be a depressing surprise in my future.

My question is..if I sell my sperm and someone uses it to fertilize their egg, do I get the Father’s Day card, or does the turkey baster?

[thanks Ryan for the tip!]

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