For the smelly asshole in your life

So it looks like this is a real product, but can you ever truly tell in this crazy Internet of ours. Meet the ASpray, for your funky odors.

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t use a thing that can clean my fabric on my delicate, supple skin. Additionally, if you need that entire army of antipersprants and colognes that he says people use instead of the Aspray, maybe you should just think a bit outside the box. Perhaps shower a bit more? Not that everyone needs to have “running water” or “soap” in order to be a part of society, but it should be a consideration.

I have a special spray I use on smelly people. It’s called arsenic. It doesn’t solve the odor problem in the short term, but seriously, what has a smelly person ever contributed to society? Perhaps other than Pigpen from Peanuts.

[thanks Malcolm for the tip]

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