Via AmazingSuperPowers comes this very timely comic about the 4th of July.
That’s like what happened at my family’s 4th of July a couple years back. One of my cousins came out of the closet and it was very courageous. But for someone that had been hiding their homosexuality for so long, the way he went around deep-throating everyone’s hot dogs was a slap in the face of America and the basic tenets of hot dog cleanliness.
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