Fox Business Network is well-prepared

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

The wheels really come off this Fox Business Network newscast extremely quickly. It’s such a beautiful clusterf that you have to watch.

It’s easy to go, “LOL OF COURSE FOX WOULD DO THIS,” but that’s not really the case. This is the problem with having a network that you have to program for 24 hours a day. There are so many wheels in motion and so many things to coordinate at once that it’s borderline impossible to keep up with everything. Hell, I think it’s pretty amazing that they were even capable of doing this. If I had to program a network for 24 hours a day and keep coming up with original material, the midday listings would look like 12PM: Calling Random People Assholes, 1PM: Stare at Anchor Chick’s Boobs While She Reads the NY Times, 2PM: Cry in Fetal Position, 3PM: Hey Check Out This Homeless Guy I Found. What we lack in news, we make up for in entertainment and repetition.

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