Fox Business Network is well-prepared

Posted by Chris Spags on June 15th, 2009 at 11:13 am

The wheels really come off this Fox Business Network newscast extremely quickly. It’s such a beautiful clusterf that you have to watch.

It’s easy to go, “LOL OF COURSE FOX WOULD DO THIS,” but that’s not really the case. This is the problem with having a network that you have to program for 24 hours a day. There are so many wheels in motion and so many things to coordinate at once that it’s borderline impossible to keep up with everything. Hell, I think it’s pretty amazing that they were even capable of doing this. If I had to program a network for 24 hours a day and keep coming up with original material, the midday listings would look like 12PM: Calling Random People Assholes, 1PM: Stare at Anchor Chick’s Boobs While She Reads the NY Times, 2PM: Cry in Fetal Position, 3PM: Hey Check Out This Homeless Guy I Found. What we lack in news, we make up for in entertainment and repetition.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.