Fox News compares the Government to a rapist

Posted by Chris Spags on March 26th, 2009 at 10:33 am

I’m a big fan of clever analogies. But this one that aired on Fox News the other day is a bit extreme. Awesome, but extreme.

That’s a ballsy freaking analogy. I mean, I think we all know what it’s like to get raped by a guy in an Uncle Sam costume. But when you pass at a fourth of July picnic, there are some expectations that you concede. Even if it is all family members. I was asking for it with my coy smiles and friendly banter.

But yeah, I think it’s probably not okay for Fox News to be making rape jokes. I mean, I make rape jokes and no one is like, “Oh, well, you’re a legitimate news source.” But Fox is. They get quoted and cited and stuff. So I guess my question is, if Fox News is making rape jokes, how long until I break a major story? Answer: Probably never, unless the story involves rape jokes. Good talk.

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